Senile Old Woman and Todays Youth
So there is this old lady who lives underneath the apartment I'm currently staying at. If we're to loud she bangs on the ceiling, if we drop something she bangs on the ceiling, if we're doing nothing but sitting and talking she bangs on the ceiling. Pretty much shes a crazy old coot. Today I was getting back to the apartment and before I even reached the door I heard "There's one of those assholes now." When I reached the door she proceeded to yell at me and tell me stop banging around up there. So this led to me telling her that we don't bang around we pretty much just sit around. Which led to the response, "You're a fucking asshole!" I then told her we're polite, usually quite individuals and to fuck off. That got the response, "I got that fucking Mexican kicked out of there don't think I can't do it to you." And this happening the day after I read an article about an old man who killed 10 people and injured 70 with his car. I love my grandmother but right now visions of Logan's Run seem quite plausible to me.

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