The Moral of the Story

SO being as the doctor who was supposed to be reviewing my drug test results never called me when he was supposed to I took it upon myself to call my hiring woman/person. She said she didn't know why the doctor hadn't called me yet and that she was going to call up and ask what was up. About an hour later she calls me and says that everything is fine and that I'm ok to start working. I guess I'm not going to be talking to the doctor and not going to find out what caused the false positive on my drug test. Maybe it was all some cruel joke on the new guy, maybe they realized how dumb they were and told the doctor not to talk to me to save face. Well whatever it was I start work Monday and this whole stupid situation is finished with. So the moral of the story is if you don't do drugs then everything will be fine........nope that doesn't work. Do drugs this way when you're caught positive on a drug test you know it's your fault, no that one doesn't work either. How about this, do as many drugs as you want and have fun, just make sure to cheat on your drug test so you can safely work. Well I guess there really isn't a moral to this story after all.